High Heels With Secrets: 19 Functional Shoes You Won’t Believe Exist

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Whenever we feature expensive designer shoes, we usually get comments like, “At that price, those shoes better make me breakfast,” “those shoes better have a phone built into them,” or “those shoes better clean my house.”

Well, believe it or not, the following shoes do just that, and most of them aren’t ridiculously priced either.

If you’re the type of shopper who loves getting more bang for your buck, you’ll appreciate that these shoes also serve a practical purpose. If you’re aware of any additional shoe hacks we should be aware of, please send us an email or contact us on social media.

1. Heels That Open Bottles

Men had this first in the form of a sandal with a bottle opener on the sole, but this stiletto heel is not only sexier but also much more hygienic.

Ellie Shoes Sandals With Bottle Opener HeelsEllie Shoes “672-Juliet” Platform Sandals with Bottle Opener Heels, $108.90

Ellie Shoes Rhonda bottle opener heelsEllie Shoes “672-Rhonda” Platform Sandals with Bottle Opener Heels, $86.41

High Heel Shoe Design Bottle OpenersHigh Heel Shoe Design Bottle Openers, $5.95

2. Sandals With a Hidden Flask

Reef’s “Dram” sandals have an encapsulated canteen with a screw cap in the heel that can hold up to 3 ounces of liquid. These are best suited for beach parties, but not ideal for airports.

DRAM – DRINK FROM YOUR SHOES!Reef “Dram” Sandals and Reef “Fanning” Sandals, $16.99 – $109.13

3. High Heels That Double as a Drinking Glass

Watch Rihanna turn heads as she seductively sips from a red-bottomed stiletto pump.

4. Wedges With Secret Compartments

Forget clutches—Double Agent Shoes by Bellona Fashions cleverly transform the unused space inside wedge heels into hidden compartments perfect for stashing cash, cards, keys, or even a mini bottle of booze.

Shoes With Secret CompartmentDouble Agent Shoes by Bellona Fashions “The Elegant One” Wedges, $275

5. Platform Sandals That Look Like Fish Tanks

Urban legend has it that real, live fish were placed in the clear platforms and heels of disco shoes back in the 1970s. Animal activists are said to have put a stop to the cruel trend.

True or not, the legend persists in the form of these clear platform sandals with, now, thankfully, fake fish. How do you feel about fish shoes?

Ellie Shoes "601-Goldie" Goldfish Platform SandalsEllie Shoes “601-Goldie” Goldfish Platform Sandals, $60.54

6. Stripper Heels With Built-In Tip Jars

Taylor Momsen first introduced us to these stripper heels with built-in tip slots.

Taylor Momsen tip jar stripper heelsTaylor Momsen performing with her band, Pretty Reckless, in Pleaser “Tip Jar” heels during the Vans Warped Tour at the Cruzan Amphitheatre in Palm Beach, Florida, on July 24, 2010 (Credit: Jeff Daly / Rachel Worth / DADADA studios / Adriana M. Barraza / WENN)

7. High Heels as Weapons

Chanel’s gun heels and the news reported by ABC News that a professor was stabbed to death with a stiletto heel give a whole new meaning to the term “killer heels.”

Man stabbed with heel news

Madonna in Chanel sandals with heels shaped like gunsMadonna in Chanel sandals with heels shaped like guns at the screening of ‘Filth and Wisdom’ hosted by The Cinema Society and Dolce & Gabbana at the Landmark Sunshine Theater in New York City on October 13, 2008

8. Shoes That Hold Candy

You can put the candy inside the shoes, but why do that when you can stick them on the outside of your shoes for easier access?

Internet personality La Coacha at Perez Hilton's "Carn-Evil" Theatrical Freak and Funk 32nd birthday partyInternet personality La Coacha at Perez Hilton’s “Carn-Evil” Theatrical Freak and Funk 32nd birthday party at Paramount Studios in Los Angeles, California, on March 27, 2010

9. Pumps Turned Into Flower Pots

View more stunning images of shoes used as plant containers on The Spruce.

pink pumps flower potPink patent pointy-toe pumps used as plant holders, shot by Kerry Michaels

10. Shoes With Maps on the Soles

Never ruin your shoes and never get lost: these waterproof shoe covers, which protect shoes from scuffs, dirt, and rain damage, also feature a map of New York, Paris, or Yokohama engraved on the soles.

THAT SHOE LOOKS HANDY!

Cool idea, but imagine the awkward position you have to twist your body into to look at the bottom of your shoes for directions.

THAT SHOE LOOKS HANDY!The “City Slipper” shoe protectors with map soles by Swims

11. Slippers That Sweep

These broom-and-dustpan slippers are one of those weird Japanese inventions that may not be so weird if you think about the minimal effort you have to put into using them to sweep your floors.

Broom shoes

12. Heels With Built-In Abacuses

Take a calculated fashion risk with these abacus heels.

Abacus shoesAbacus heels photo from Weird Existence

Abacus stripper heels for entertaining a baby photoAbacus stripper heels for entertaining a baby photo from Yahoo! Shine

13. Shoes That Hold Your iPhone

Okay, so these shoes are just iPhone holders, but they were made using a 3D printer, which makes them a lot cooler in our book.

iPhone shoe holder“iPhone Mashup Shoes”: 3D-printed shoes with built-in iPhone cases by Alan Nguyen

14. High Heel Flippers

As if walking on the beach in flippers wasn’t hard enough, these come with high heels that are sure to sink in the sand.

high heel flippers

15. Edible Bread Shoes

Short of making you a sandwich, these shoes made out of bread double as a quick meal, a tasty snack, or an on-the-go soup bowl.

Designed by a Lithuanian design firm, R&E Praspaliauskas, these shoes come in various styles, including baguette brogues, cob clogs, and bloomer boots.

bread shoes

bread shoesBread shoes by Lithuanian design firm R&E Praspaliauskas

16. Shoes With Flashlights or Light Bulbs

Pack these flashlights or light bulb heels along with the bread shoes in your emergency kit, and you’re ready for the apocalypse.

Models' LED-tipped shoes lighting up like flashlights at the Chanel Fall 2011 fashion presentationModels’ LED-tipped shoes lighting up like flashlights at the Chanel Fall 2011 fashion presentation held during Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France, on July 5, 2011

Chanel light bulb shoes

Chanel light bulb shoesChanel platform sandals with light bulbs for heels from the label’s pre-fall 2008 collection (image from Fashioning Tech and Style Pantry)

17. Shoes That Double as Pants

Shoes can now double as pants if you ask Willow Smith and Tamara Mellon.

Willow Smith Converse Extension sneaker pantsWillow Smith in Daryl van Wouw’s Converse Extension 1 Project Sneaker Pants at Nickelodeon’s 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards held at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion in Los Angeles, California, on March 27, 2010

Tamara Mellon "Sweet Revenge" Leather Legging BootsTamara Mellon “Sweet Revenge” Leather Legging Boots

18. High Heels Made From Cleaning Supplies

Who says you can’t clean the floor in style? This eye-catching conversation piece is crafted from everyday cleaning products—sponges, fabrics, beads, acrylic, and rhinestones—transformed into a pair of high-fashion heels.

Handmade 'The Cleaning Lady' Heels

19. High Heel Chairs: Shoe-Shaped Furniture Trend

Why stop at wearing high heels when you can sit in one? These bold, shoe-shaped chairs are a favorite among fashion lovers and make a fun, flirty statement piece for any glam room or boutique.

Shoe-shaped high heel chairs make a bold, fashion-forward statement as fun and functional furniture for stylish spacesShoe-shaped high heel chairs make a bold, fashion-forward statement as fun and functional furniture for stylish spaces