We don’t even know what to think about anything Miley Cyrus is doing these days.
Miley Cyrus stuns in a revealing fishnet dress at the iHeart Radio event in Las Vegas on September 21, 2013 (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)
The see-through net dress and black nipple pasties she wore for her iHeart Radio performance were more for hyping, shocking, and eliciting reaction than anything else.
The whole outfit is bizarre enough on its own; it’s even more bizarre once you watch Miley sing her slow country-rock ballad, “Wrecking Ball,” in it. Everyone’s talking about Miley, but is anyone talking about her music?
Miley Cyrus makes a bold fashion statement at the 2013 iHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 21, 2013 (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)
Even those interested only in Miley’s fashion, like us, can’t find a saving grace in her pasties-and-underwear-revealing outfit.
And we once said that amidst all her controversies, she manages to keep her shoe game on point. That doesn’t hold this time because not even Chanel can save this:
Miley Cyrus’ Chanel chain-embellished loafer boots were a daring choice for her controversial outfit (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)
Here are models Cara Delevingne and Sigrid Agren showing how the boots are meant to be worn — in a moto, biker-chic style:
Cara Delevingne and Sigrid Agren showcase Chanel’s chain-strapped loafer boots at the Fall 2013 presentation in Paris on March 5, 2013 (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)
Okay, to be fair to Miley, shoes are not Chanel’s strong suit, but pairing the boots with that outfit wasn’t the best plan for them either.
Chanel’s Fall 2013 chained loafer boots, a unique fashion statement (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)
If Coco Chanel can’t save you, you need a severe fashion makeover.
Miley Cyrus attended the iHeart Radio Festival on September 21, 2013, wearing Agent Provocateur Noir pasties and Mazzy bikini briefs, paired with Chanel Fall 2013 chain-embellished leather boots (Credit: Try CW / WENN / JSB / PixPlanete)