If you didn’t think there’d be such a thing as ugly Christian Louboutin shoes, your world’s about to change today.
Get a load of the Christian Louboutin ‘Hipipipp’ oxfords spotted on reality TV personality Katie Cazorla at the 2019 Flaunt It Awards earlier this week.
Christian Louboutin ‘Hipipipp’ oxfords worn by Katie Cazorla at the 2019 Flaunt It Awards held at at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, on July 21, 2019
Believe your eyes: those are feet cutouts with red toenails stitched on the shoe uppers. They’re embellished with rhinestone strass to mimic rings on each of the toes.
And are those chains supposed to make the feet cutouts look like they’re in flipflops? We don’t even want to understand.
Details of the jewel embellishments and satin shoelaces on the Christian Louboutin ‘Hipipipp’ oxfords as worn by Katie Cazorla
That’s not even the best—or worst—thing about them yet. The ‘Hipipipp’ come in varying shades of nude to match all skin tones, as if they’re versatile, easy-to-wear shoes like the ‘Solasofia’ ballet flats or the Christian Louboutin Nudes collection.
The ‘Hipipipp’ described by Christian Louboutin as “business on the bottom, party on top!”
Could the ‘Hipipipp’ be the ugliest Christian Louboutin shoes ever?
If you need eye bleach after looking at these monstrosities, shop hopefully more pleasing Louboutin shoe styles at Bergdorf Goodman, Nordstrom, and Saks Fifth Avenue.
Christian Louboutin ‘Hipipipp’ Oxfords, $1,195
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